Flying Poodles

Me and My Big Mouth

I’ve got to learn NOT to tell people when their dogs are fat.

I really couldn’t stand it, though. She was talking about how she needed to put a little more weight on her already overweight lab. So I told her I thought the dog needed to lose about five pounds, if not ten. She told me how the parents (whom she hadn’t met) weighed eighty pounds and her dog was only 70. “And the vet says he’s fine.”